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He said: "We hadn't set the thing properly. In the pictures that were shone on the wall, the heads were at the bottom, the bodies at the top, with the dividing strip in between."
Despite the protestations of his team-mates, who were presumably enjoying the film as it was - Maier was determined to fix the projection - but with disastrous results.
He continued: "When I posted it, the damn movie tore."
Amid his furious team-mates' stream of insults, a sheepish Maier hopped straight in a car to find a new film to watch - with the hour-long trip nothing compared to facing the increased ire of his peers.
But in football, things can be settled by the finest of margins, as Maier and Co were to find out in the subsequent World Cup final.
Sepp Maier, now 76, has admitted hosting the 22-man squad's porn sessions Credit: Reuters With Maier an unused reserve on the day, West Germany fell to a famous 4-2 defeat in extra time to Alf Ramsey's England.
Not for the first time that summer, the German players found themselves enraged, as hat-trick hero Geoff Hurst's crucial strike didn't appear to have crossed the line.
But linesman Tofiq Bahramov waved for a goal and the rest, they say, is history.
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