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Fantasy football names: 127 funny team names for new Premier League season

  • The Premier League is back on August 11 - but you can sign up to play fantasy football with Dream Team before that
  • Goalscoring machines, bargain players and funny team names are all part of the fun

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The Premier League season begins on Friday evening and that means the clock is ticking for you to name your team.

Below Dream Team have compiled a list of funny team names ahead of the new campaign.



 One of the best from last season
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One of the best from last season

Lallanas in Pyjamas

Willian Dollar Baby

One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest

Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

Giroud Awakening

When Harry Met Alli

Luis Suarez ate my hamster

 Nightmarish stuff
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Nightmarish stuffCredit: PA:Press Association

Braziliant

Ospina Colada

All the Smallings

Xhaka Khan

Gylfi Pleasures

Dier Consequences

No Kane no Gain

 I hope England put Kane on corners and free kicks again
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I hope England put Kane on corners and free kicks againCredit: AFP - Getty

Dukes of Hazard

Heaton Mess

Dolce and Lallana

Kroos Control

Sane Mane Happy Days

Silva and Stones won't break my Jones

Loftus-Cheeky Nandos

 No lemon and herb, please
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No lemon and herb, pleaseCredit: Getty - Contributor

Pique and De Bruyne

The Tortoise and De Gea

The Akinfeev Diet

Koke in Can

The Vincent Company

Drop it like it's Hart

Thomas Muller Corner

 Muller just loves a World Cup goal
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Muller just loves a World Cup goalCredit: Getty - Contributor

Law Abiding Sigurdsons

Kroos-ing for a Bruising

Largentina

We're Dier

Gotta Griez'Em All

You Kante be Serious?

Enter Shaqiri

 I wonder if he'll still be inconsistent for Switzerland?
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I wonder if he'll still be inconsistent for Switzerland?Credit: Reuters

Good Willian Hunting

Suarezident Evil

Boom Xhakalaka

Delph and Safety

The Big Lewandowski

TyrannoSuarez-Rex

The Wizard of Ozil

 Guaranteed to go missing
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Guaranteed to go missingCredit: Reuters

Lallana Del Rey

Show me da Mane

The Vardy Boys

Klose, but no cigar!

Tea and Busquets

Pique Blinders

Fun Lovren Criminals

Hazard Lights

 I bet he can't wait to play England
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I bet he can't wait to play EnglandCredit: Reuters

Which fantasy football leagues should you join?

This season everyone who is everyone is playing Dream Team.

Alan Shearer and Alex Scott both have their own mini-leagues which you can join.

Then all of Sun Sport’s top reporters and journalists have their mini-leagues too, from Shaun Custis to Neil Ashton.

Check out all the celebrity leagues 

 Can you beat Shearer's team?
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Can you beat Shearer's team?

Fantasy football starts TODAY

Not picked your Dream Team yet? Then what are you waiting for?

You’re one of those people who leave everything to the last minute, aren’t you?

Never fear – picking a team takes 30 seconds… if you know what you’re doing!

Liverpool and Norwich get the Premier League season underway at 8pm tonight, so get your teams in before then!