Zlatan Ibrahimovic could not beat Coleen Rooney, Mario Balotelli or Memphis Depay at ten-pin bowling

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC could not even beat Coleen Rooney at ten-pin bowling.

Manchester United's superstar signing has achieved God-like level on the pitch.

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But that does not translate to success in the alley, as his dismal score from All Star Lanes in Manchester on Sunday showed.

Ibrahimovic, who marked his United debut with a stunning scissor kick last week, scored a paltry 108.

A perfect game in bowling would give you a score of 300.

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But for more context, look at the fact that Ibra could not get the better of Liverpool flop Mario Balotelli, United team-mate Memphis Depay... or Coleen.

Skipper Wayne's wife scored 113 when she visited, compared to the 110 amassed by Balo and Memphis.

Ashley Young continues to sit proudly at the top of the board with 185.

So even if his Old Trafford career looks to have hit the skids somewhat, at least there is a future in a different kind of fast lane.