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Holidaymakers share the worst-designed hotel swimming pools – which are all penis-shaped

HOTELS with swimming pools are often the most popular with British tourists wanting to go for a dip while on holiday

However, some hotel designers appear to have not thought out their designs, with many ending up being penis-shaped - which holidaymakers can't help but share.

A hotel in Benidorm should have thought their hotel pool design out
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A hotel in Benidorm should have thought their hotel pool design out

While it may seem like an overreaction, there are a number of resorts around the world which appear to resemble the male genitals.

It might not be hard to spot up close, thankfully, which may be the reason it was missed by designers.

Sadly, guests in one of the rooms on the top floor of a multi-storey resort are likely to spot the rude design, which have circulated online.

The problem appears to arise because of the need for deep and shallow areas in the pool.

Holidaymakers have been sharing the swimming pools, some more obviously than others, shaped like penises
Holidaymakers have been sharing the swimming pools, some more obviously than others, shaped like penises
Many are rudely shaped due to the need for a shallow and a deep pool
Many are rudely shaped due to the need for a shallow and a deep pool
The shallow pools are often at the end while the deeper section is at the opposite side
The shallow pools are often at the end while the deeper section is at the opposite side
Many of the shapes have left tourists laughing at the blunder
Many of the shapes have left tourists laughing at the blunder

A wider shallow area at one end means the structure tends to mushroom at either side.

At the same time, there is often a separate paddling area at the other end of the pool, which is why it is cut off from the main structure.

This combination has the unfortunate effect of making it look like a man's penis and testicles.

Here are some of the most ridiculously-shaped swimming pools which you can't help but question how it was ever built.

While others are less obvious, they can often be seen from the higher rooms in a larger resort
While others are less obvious, they can often be seen from the higher rooms in a larger resort
Others, however, are much more obviously penis-shaped
Others, however, are much more obviously penis-shaped
Tourists have been sharing the funny designs while they were on holiday
Tourists have been sharing the funny designs while they were on holiday
Hotel designers will have been left embarrassed by the obvious oversight
Hotel designers will have been left embarrassed by the obvious oversight
Some even have fences marking the shallow or baby pool ends - making the image even more obvious
Some even have fences marking the shallow or baby pool ends - making the image even more obvious

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