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'INSANE'
Debate over whether or not a woman can have a penis is absurd – it’s a simple biological fact, says Piers Morgan
TRY reading this headline aloud without feeling like you've landed on another planet.
'Stella Creasy: J.K. Rowling is wrong - a woman can have a penis.'
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And then this one - 'Anneliese Dodds: Stella Creasy is wrong - a woman can't have a penis.'
And finally this one - 'Labour MPs at war over whether a woman can be born with a penis.'
Yes, this is where we've now got to in the increasingly absurd gender debate - civil war erupting between two British female MPs from the same Labour Party over something we all know the answer to.
But then who could blame them when their own leader Sir Keir Starmer can’t even answer the question at all?
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This. Is. Insane.
A woman is an adult female who does not have a penis.
This is not something that should even be debated, it’s a simple biological fact
You can’t refute basic scientific sexual physiology, however loudly you scream or try to bully and cancel people who say you can.
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Gender is a different matter.
In a free society, you should be able to “identify” as whatever you please… but that doesn’t mean the rest of us have to buy into it, or that society has to change all the rules to suit your latest identity whim and fancy.
Like the debate about what a woman is, gender self-identity is also going completely bonkers.
British police forces are now allowing suspects to choose from 67 genders.
Imagine being the guy - sorry, person - who has to make the bar charts for crime statistics.
Prison officers are being instructed to use whatever personal pronouns inmates decide they want to be called.
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And not to be out woke-d, British civil service is ordering workers to recognise 100 genders, while also paying them to attend gender neutral book clubs and celebrate “non-binary awareness week.”
Those 100 genders include omnigender, pangender, two-spirit, demigender, graygender, gendervoid and gender outlaw.
For the love of God.
The only void is between the ears of the person who came up with this nonsense. And the only thing that needs to be outlawed is this timewasting absurdist nonsense at the heart of Government.
I support, respect and protect trans rights.
But women MPs insisting women have penises, and authorities officially recognising gender outlaws, does nothing but damage to those rights by making a cruel mockery of trans people who actually go through the long difficult process of transitioning.
SHAME ON SCHOOL MASSACRE COPS
Almost a week on from the horrific Texas school massacre and there’s no sign of any consensus in the embittered debate over gun rights.
But as more grim details emerge, there is a rare agreement developing about one thing: the gutless Uvalde police failed these children.
There were a total of 19 armed police officers inside Robb Elementary School during the 70 minutes that Salvador Ramos unleashed his hellish murderous rampage.
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That’s one officer for each of the nine- and 10-year-old children killed.
Eight desperate calls to 911 were even made by children from inside the classroom before police finally went in. To hear what they said is heartbreaking.
We’re told police were waiting for keys, tactical equipment, orders. We’re also told they could’ve been shot at and killed. And yes, they could, but that’s their duty. It’s literally what signed up for.
After the Columbine massacre in 1999, police were ordered to prioritise the safety of people under threat - not themselves. And cops in Uvalde were briefed on this as recently as March.
Well, they didn’t.
Not one of those armed police chose to confront the shooter before it was too late.
And as a result of their shocking collective cowardice, nineteen children and two teachers are dead.
Shame on them.
GET STUFFED, FUN POLICE
Bring out the bunting. Ready the Victoria Sponge. Cover absolutely everything in the Union Jack. It’s almost Jubilee street party season.
But not if the fun police have their way.
Millions of Brits are preparing to celebrate 70 years of the Queen’s reign this week with traditional street parties.
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But killjoy councils are reportedly warning that six weeks’ notice is required for a road closure, so the multitude of neighbourhoods who missed or didn’t know about the deadline will be holding street parties that are ILLEGAL.
They’re quite literally replacing our bunting with red tape.
When did the Land of Hope and Glory become Nope and Boring?
After dismal years of life under Covid house arrest, unable to hug our loved ones, and the notion of "finger food" frankly unthinkable, it’s the perfect time to come together in a rare moment of national unity in admiration of our longest serving, oldest and greatest monarch.
Once again, I turn to my late great friend, cricket legend Shane Warne, for the best response to this party-pooping claptrap.
As he said: "Get stuffed to the fun police."
Exactly. My message to the British people is to just ignore the pen-pushing jobsworths and get out there and celebrate our Queen in any way you choose.
CRUISE IN CONTROL
A trigger warning should go in here for unbridled masculinity.
Top Gun is back.
I know, wokies, I know - all that raging testosterone is toxic, problematic and primitive... but it’s also proven to be staggeringly popular.
Yes, the long-awaited sequel to has racked up box office sales of more than $248million in its opening weekend, smashing post-pandemic records and becoming easily the biggest hit of Tom Cruise’s stellar Hollywood career.
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But how can this have happened?
After all, it’s a jet-fuelled, balls-out, supersonic rampage in which cocksure guys drink, fight, disobey orders, ride motorbikes without helmets, bond over fixing engines, bottle up their feelings, bail out their friends, play macho topless beach volleyball, get the hot girls and kill the bad guys.
It even bravely sticks two fingers up at China by refusing to remove the Taiwan flag from Maverick’s jacket.
This is a movie for people like me who regularly moan “they don’t make movies like that anymore’ when I watch the great men-celebrating films of the 70s and the 80s.
And we’re loving it.
I went to see it with two of my sons on Friday, and it was the best escapist fun I’ve had at the movies since 1986, when I was 21 and went to see the first Top Gun movie at the cinema…. ten times.
And the main reason I loved it is because I came out feeling better than I went in, and proud to be a man, and of masculinity, rather than ashamed as the feminazis constantly want us to feel.
Don’t get me wrong. Some men are awful, as are some women.
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And some forms of masculinity can indeed be toxic.
But Top Gun: Maverick reminds us, as the box office sales prove, that sometimes, good old-fashioned non-toxic masculinity is just what everyone needs and wants.
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