HELLO campers, I'm back! And with sizzling scissoring birthday suits, and royal rendezvous… what an episode it was last night.
Some very interesting conversations were had... it was all going on.
But I have to start with Dean, fee-fi-fo-fum, didn’t he do well? He certainly got a lot more than those five magic beans.
Ten stars – wow. The camp were so ecstatic and I don’t think they could really believe it, and neither could I.
The public might start to lay off Dean a bit now as he’s definitely getting more stars, and it would be good to see some other people doing some trials.
Meanwhile Danny and Oti, what a duo, but I don’t think they’re going to have the next Christmas number one.
And I don’t think we’re going to be seeing Danny on Strictly any time soon…
But we all have our strengths and our weaknesses and they’ve hit it off and both seem to be really likeable with everyone in camp.
Oh, and another duo, a 62-year-old Reverend and a 25-year-old scissoring TikTok star, who would’ve thought?
It’s really lovely to see friendships forming in the camp and it’s always been one of the best things about the jungle.
You spend so much time with people you’d never normally spend time with, and I really think these two are going to make it to the end.
Their conversation absolutely killed me and, as the Reverend said, ‘so gay.’
Also let's talk about 'Melisa' – who needs Carol Vorderman when Melvin has Tulisa.
Melvin looked in awe of her maths skills so we’ll see where that goes.
But on the subject of Tulisa, has she ever seen the show? The jungle is definitely not a kind place, and they’ll only do something positive for Maura’s birthday? I bet she’s eating her words right now isn’t she.
The only fun thing Maura is doing is having a cold shower in her birthday suit.
Rebekah gives her say on who the show's hero and villain is, and who'll be up for the next trial...
Hero: Reverend Richard and GK – they’re so refreshingly honest, I just love them
Villain: No one really stands out to me to be honest, they need to start causing a bit of an upset, as it’s starting to become like Ant and Dec’s boring scripts.
Next trial: Jane – she needs to let her fun personality shine through and she’d be amazing.
And you can definitely see the campmates who haven’t been out of the camp for a while, as they’re the ones really excited for the Fright Bus.
Danny was like a child on a school trip, but it does get quite tedious just sitting around in camp all day.
Alan is such a gentleman as he really calmed Maura down before the task, even offering his treat to her before he’s even earned it.
The Fright Bus does look awful though, doesn’t it? And it’s even worse that it’s at night.
The camp mates also seem to be scaring each other more than calming each other, that’s for sure.
I really can’t wait to see the rest of that trial, and see what luggage they get at the end of it.
I’ll leave you with a show secret…
One of the most tedious things for me when I was in the jungle was just waiting around because you have so much time on your hands.
Then, when you do get called to the trials, I always used to moan during the walking to the trial part, because they made you go backwards and forwards several times.
You’re already petrified but excited at the same time, but they film your feet, and they make you talk at the same time.
AS Rebekah watches the show with a keen eye, she's shared her predictions for what's to come in the next few episodes.
Biggest personality: Danny and Maura
Biggest baby: Dean, although it is all theatrical screaming
Biggest balls: Definitely Reverend Richard
Camp cook or dunny: I'd prefer to be camp cook with Coleen
