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PIERS Morgan was left stunned as an x-rated novella about him "having sex with a vegan sausage roll" circulated online.

It's not often the Good Morning Britain host is left speechless, but it appeared Piers was lost for words after a tweet about the book was brought to his attention yesterday.

 Piers was left stunned after an x-rated book about him circulated online
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Piers was left stunned after an x-rated book about him circulated onlineCredit: Rex Features

The tweet read: "A British YouTuber has written an x-rated novella about @piersmorgan having sex with a Greggs vegan sausage roll."

Piers, 54, who has previously blasted Greggs' vegan bake, appeared shocked as he replied: "WTF".

The story - written by YouTube comedian Alizee Yeezy - features a graphic scene in which Piers enjoys an intimate moment with a vegan sausage roll.

In the book, fellow GMB star Susanna Reid breaks down a door to discover Piers in the act.

 The GMB host has previously blasted Greggs' vegan sausage roll
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The GMB host has previously blasted Greggs' vegan sausage rollCredit: ITV
 Piers replied on Twitter: 'WTF'
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Piers replied on Twitter: 'WTF'Credit: Rex Features

Alizee wrote: "She found Piers Morgan crouched over his bed, naked, with his penis inside a sausage roll.

"Empty Greggs packages littered his once-fine room; it was the scene of a bakery bombshell. Piers was covered in flaky pastry, sausage meat was stuck all over his hands."

Earlier this week, Piers clashed with Susanna over Greggs' vegan steak bakes.

A year on from ripping into the bakery chain's vegan sausage roll, Piers unleashed his wrath on its latest meat-free product.

 The book was written by YouTube comedian Alizee Yeezy
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The book was written by YouTube comedian Alizee YeezyCredit: Rex Features
 He clashed with Susanna over a vegan steak bake this week
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He clashed with Susanna over a vegan steak bake this weekCredit: Rex Features

Waving the pastry product in front of the camera, he blasted Greggs for using 'meat language' to promote it - calling it "rank hypocrisy".

Giving his view on why vegan products are proving so popular, he said: "The nation's become a nation of lemmings."

However, Susanna insisted the bake isn't as unhealthy as Piers made out, with its 380 calories less than he stated.

She told him: "People aren’t eating them because they’re good for you. People are eating them because they’re good for animals."

Susanna argued that it wasn't a con, as Piers suggested, but did agree that the use of meat terminology was wrong.

Her co-star said: "It’s not a steak. If you Google steak. A steak is a cut of meat or fish it’s not vegan or vegetarian.

"This is non-meat, and they should not be using meat terminology to sell non-meat products."

Piers Morgan clashes with Susanna over Greggs' vegan steak bake as they return to GMB


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