Gaz Beadle throws up as he tries to ‘make love’ to Charlotte Crosby on Geordie Shore
Too much alcohol left him unable to perform after their first official date in five years
AFTER a turbulent on-off relationship, Tuesday night's Geordie Shore saw hopeless romantic Gaz Beadle suggest to Charlotte Crosby that they "make love" rather than have "sex."
However, all his over-the-top wining and dining caused him to throw up whilst trying to perform.
The latest episode of the MTV reality show saw newly-reformed Gaz take Char on their first official date in five years.
Feeling particularly romantic, the 28-year-old presented his date with flowers and a pizza garnished to spell out her initials, something fellow Geordie lass Chloe Ferry was particularly impressed by.
She said of her friend: "I've never seen her look so happy in me life. She had a smile from ear to ear."
Not content with just buying Char presents, Gaz decided to up his game by offering a saucy experience too.
He said: "Char, it's our first date, it was nice. We had roses and blah, blah.
"So tonight, we're not havin' sex. We're makin' love."
Speaking to in front of the green screen, an excited Charlotte told viewers: "Gary has just referred to our sex tonight as 'making love'. I don't know what the f*** that means but it sounds amazing!"
Referring to a famous scene in sitcom Friends, she continued: "I am the happiest girl in the world. Gary is my lobster and I've finally got him."
The eager Newcastle lad explained his well thought through plan: "We'll be kissin' the whole time! It'll be slow like, then fast and we'll be kissin'."
However, although the cute couple have slept together plenty of times before, it didn't quite follow Gaz's romantic vision.
Having snuck off to make sure they got dibs on the Geordie Shore house shag pad, the reality hunk found himself unable to perform.
He'd downed too many drinks whilst out on the date, causing him to be sick on the floor.
Covering up the vomit with a cushion, the pair hastily headed for the bedroom instead.
Not giving up on his passionate dreams, the charmer woke up in the middle of the night.
Charlotte said: "It looks like the night is still young, me and Gary have woke up and started to get a bit frisky.
"Making love to Gary is going to be like the first time I tried a cheeseburger, sexy, sensual and satisfying."
Once they were on a roll, even waking up house mates Sophie Kasaei and Marnie Simpson couldn't stop them.
Despite the throwing up incident, Gaz considered his date night a success
"Tonight has been my perfect date. You start off a nice sophisticated, romantic meal, you go back to the house you go out with all your mates, you get absolutely s***-faced, you're sick everywhere, but you still manage to have sex.
"Tell me that is not a good first date?!" he said.