‘I have no plans to revisit Gemma Collins’ designer vagina’ says newly single Arg

JAMES 'Arg' Argent might be single, but don't expect him to start making begging phone calls to one of his Essex girl exes for a one-off romp.

The 28-year-old has told fans that he's concentrating on himself and his on-going battle of the bulge in the aftermath of his latest split from Lydia Bright, 26.

And in no uncertain terms, he announced live on Periscope - Twitter's live streaming app - that he won't be asking plus sized former lover Gemma Collins for a cheeky bunk up.

He said: "GC is just a friend, I have no desire to head back there or revisit her designer vagina."

Gemma, 34, left viewers gagging after flashing her surgically enhanced lady-parts on an episode of Towie last March.

In the shocking scene, filmed while she was getting a bikini wax, she told Bobby Norris, "I actually pride myself, I'm mega-confident, because I know I've got a designer vagina.

"I've never told you this, but I paid £2000 and my vagina is perfect now.
"It looks like something you see in a movie."
Bobby, stunned, replied: "I've never seen anything that looks so perfect.
"It's like a new penny! That's £2,000 well spent. I would rather have a la la like that than a cheeky trip to Marbs."

But it seems Arg isn't money motivated, and alcohol doesn't interest him, either.

The part-time lounge singer - who allegedly split from Lydia over his love of hard-partying - also told fans that he is so serious about overhauling his lifestyle that he has quit drinking, and doesn't plan on returning to the booze.

Speaking live from Ibiza where he is has two weeks left of a stint at No. 1 Bootcamp, he added that he even declined an opportunity to go to Las Vegas with his best friend Mark Wright.

Explaining that he has lost over two stone during his time at the intense weight-loss retreat, He explained: "I've still got a bit of a belly but it will go. I'm just at boot camp, and I don't drink any more.

"I'm not going to go back to old habits... I'm going to stay trim, stay happy and stay healthy.

"I don't need to drink, I got too much personality to drink.

"I stopped drinking because it's not good for me.

"Mark wanted me to go Vegas with him but I don't think it'd be a good idea.

"Health is the more important thing.

"Honestly, I'm the happiest I've ever been right now. I want everybody to know that."

Sadly for Arg, more people were asking him questions about Lydia than his new smaller waistline.

Inundated with queries about if Lydia is cheating with him after being pictured socialising with other men, he explained the situation - and how he feels about her.

He said: "How can Lydia be cheating on me if she ain't with me? People do make me laugh.

"I am happy yeah and it's nice.

"Listen to all these Lydia questions, who knows what the future may hold.

"Never say never. Whatever happens in the future will happen.

"I'm just taking each day as it comes. I'm not looking for a girl or anyone right now. I just need to focus a lot more on myself.

"You can't love anyone until you love yourself.

"Being single ain't a bad thing – sometimes you think you're a loser if you ain't got a bird but that's not the case at all."

It's not only a girlfriend lacking from Arg's life, he's also a bit bare on the work opportunities front.

Speaking about following castmates like Ferne McCann, Lauren Gooder and GC herself in to other reality shows, he revealed it's not an option right now.

He said: "I would consider I'm a Celeb.

"I think that's something that's bound to happen one of these years. I wouldn't leave Towie... I ain't got f**k all offered."

Thankfully his immediate future isn't as bleak as pal Jake Hall, who nearly lost a kidney when he was stabbed in a Marbella nightclub.

He said: "Jake's still in hospital and he's got to stay there for a month and he's contemplating how to get home."

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