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‘We saw a lot more willy tattoos’: Jay and Sketch tease what’s in store on Tattoo Fixers on Holiday

Drunken mistakes have been taken to a whole new level

THERE was a time when the worst tattoo you could have was your ex’s name, but now according to Tattoo Fixers stars Jay and Sketch, there has been a huge influx of people getting penises tattooed to them.

Speaking to Digital Spy, the tattoo artists who have recently taken the show to Malia for the Tattoo Fixers on Holiday series revealed that we can expect to see some truly awful designs.

 Expect some bad designs on the holiday special of Tattoo Fixers
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Expect some bad designs on the holiday special of Tattoo FixersCredit: Tattoo Fixers

"I had one [client] who went on holiday to Thailand, which proves it's not just these normal things like Magaluf and places like that,” said Jay.

“He went to Thailand and came back and woke up the next morning with a tattoo of a penis going in his bum.

“He doesn't remember having it done, so that's brilliant."

 The team say they've seen an influx in penis tattoos
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The team say they've seen an influx in penis tattoosCredit: Channel 4

While co-hosts Sketch and Alice Perrin added that it was “massive” and had “really big balls.”

Asked why people had such a fascination with willies, Jay said: "I couldn't explain to you what the obsession with people getting cocks tattooed on them is."

 No this isn't a penis tattoo, but it is a Deirdre Barlow one
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No this isn't a penis tattoo, but it is a Deirdre Barlow one

But Alice suggested: "You know when you were at school, if you were not looking someone would just draw a willy on your page? It's the same except they're doing it on people's bodies. I don't know what it's about."

And Sketch added: "If someone went, 'Oh yeah, I got a rose', it wouldn't really have the same impact as if you came home and went, 'Ah, mate, I got drunk and I got this d**k on my leg'."

We’d rather a rose.