Inside Orlando Bloom’s eyepopping holiday album – from extreme PDA to naked paddle boarding

WISH you weren’t here? Going on holiday with Orlando Bloom looks exhausting.

We told yesterday how the actor, 45, preferred to take on a tough workout rather than laze in the sun with fiancée Katy Perry, 37.

Rolling up his shorts for a DIY tighty-whitey look, the Pirates of the Caribbean star showed off his muscles as he pumped iron.

He might be aboard a luxury yacht in Italy, but Orlando - who once boasted that he has “green powders mixed with brain octane oil” for breakfast - doesn’t take a day off.

Whether it’s posing moodily on a mountain top or paddle boarding with his, ahem, paddle out, Orlando’s holiday album is enough to make you feel like a good lie down.

Here, we imagine the postcards he might send home.