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Rudest Great British Bake Off ever? Baker accidentally creates X-rated dessert for Tudor week

GBBO is known for its moments of filthy brilliance but tonight's episode may have the rudest moment ever - and there's not a squirrel in sight

MARY Berry and Paul Hollywood were left stunned during last night’s episode of Bake Off – after a showstopper appeared to feature a todger.

During Tudor Week, Andrew Smyth, 25, made marzipan knights on horseback complete with caramel jousting poles as part of his centrepiece.

But one knight’s jousting pole had awkwardly dropped to his crotch – which left the judges in stitches.

 Andrew Smyth, 25, made marzipan knights on horseback complete with caramel jousting poles as part of his centrepiece
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Andrew Smyth, 25, made marzipan knights on horseback complete with caramel jousting poles as part of his centrepiece
 Mary looks staggered after a carelessly-placed jousting pole on one of the baker's showstoppers leaves the pud looking rather X-rated
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Mary looks staggered after a carelessly-placed jousting pole on one of the baker's showstoppers leaves the pud looking rather X-ratedCredit: BBC

As judge Paul, 50, tried to hold back sniggers after spotting the unfortunate penis-shaped creation, he joked: “The idea’s good. The jousting pole…really that should have gone on the hand, on the edge.”

Baking queen Mary, 81, then added: “It’s a little bit on the clumsy side.”

During bread week, ex-Oxford graduate Tom Gilliford, 26, similarly served up a saucy bake as his serpent plaited loaf appeared to be in the unfortunate shape of a penis.

After spotting the dirty doughwork, Mel Giedroyc told him: “The shape you have created here it’s very male isn’t it?”

 After spotting the dirty doughwork, Mel Giedroyc told Andrew: "The shape you have created here it’s very male isn’t it?”
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After spotting the dirty doughwork, Mel Giedroyc told Andrew: "The shape you have created here it’s very male isn’t it?”
 Paul can barely hold back his laughter at the sight
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Paul can barely hold back his laughter at the sightCredit: WENN

Last night, Benjamina Ebuehi, 24, became the eight contestant to wave goodbye to the famous tent after her “puffed-up” Tudor garden showstopper failed to impress Mary and Paul.

Following her exit from the popular talent show, the teaching assistant said: “I just hate marzipan, I think the taste is horrible and so I didn’t enjoy that bake at all, it was my least favourite bake of the whole show.

“I will never ever be making a marzipan cake again.”

Candice Brown scooped Star Baker for her Game of Thrones-inspired peacock cake.

 Viewers will howl at the filthy spectacle
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Viewers will howl at the filthy spectacleCredit: PA:Press Association

Describing her centrepiece, the pouty PE teacher, 31, said: “As soon as I heard about Tudors, I thought well peacock and I thought about a current TV programme I quite like at the moment.

“It might have something to do with Game of Thrones.”

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