11 times reality stars have shared their worst sex secrets – including Marnie Simpson’s pooing confession
MOST people accidentally let slip a sex secret or two every now and again - but when you're a reality star, sometimes you need to know how to keep quiet.
Here are just some of most bizarre confessions reality stars have made about their bedroom antics throughout their time in the spotlight...
Marnie Simpson
Good old Marnie, she's dropped more than a few gems over the years, but top of the pile has to be the stunning admission she made when she was on Celebrity Big Brother in August 2016.
When asked about her most uncomfortable sexual experience, she replied: "I've got a few. One time I pooed on someone.
“Listen, I will say this, it happens to the best of us!”
This came AFTER she'd simulated oral sex on a banana, chatted about bringing an ice-cream shaped vibrator into the house and following Katie Waissel's revelation that she'd romped on top of a double decker bus.
Scotty T
It seems Celebrity Big Brother is the gift that keeps on giving, as Marnie's Geordie Shore co-star Scotty T made this astounding admission on the show the previous year.
"I was in Ibiza," he said. "I was shagging this lass - standard - and I followed through.
"Listen, this is how clever Scotty T is. At the same time she is still going, I got the sheet and started wiping my arse. After that, right, I'm kicking the sheet off the bed.
"When I finished, I stood up. And she was on the bed, and I told her, 'Look, I'm just going to the toilet'... And I was kicking [the sheet] out of view!"
Romantic.
Arg and Gemma Collins
Not all sex secrets have to be gross, and Arg and then-lady love and Gemma did not disappoint in a joint Heat magazine interview in 2012.
Like all good reality TV stars, they opened up about their first night together.
Arg began: "We had a couple of drinks but we weren't drunk.
Gemma interjected: "I've always got nice underwear on - I don't mess about."
Prompting Arg to make the stunning revelation: "And she was playing the Backstreet Boys! It was magic... It's the best sex I've ever had."
Gaz Beadle
So obviously, there are quite a lot of quotes when it comes to Gaz 'The Parsnip' Beadle.
Top of the list has to be this hilarious one, which has to be the geekiest sex boast ever.
"Everyone knows my shag number is in the thousands," he said. "But I stopped counting when I got to a certain number. I had a spreadsheet on my computer up until about 700 girls.
"It was an Excel spreadsheet so I could just login whenever and put dots down when I’d done another girl."
His worst sexual experience? When co-star Charlotte Crosby accidentally went to the loo during a romp.
Anita Kaushik and Kayleigh Morris
So if Gaz is happy to chat about other people, hopefully he doesn't mind being the subject of gossip either.
Charlotte famously christened Gaz's manhood 'The Parsnip' on Geordie Shore, claiming it is massive.
According to Kayleigh, who had to give him a spray tan on Ex on the Beach, that's true.
"There was no paper thong big enough to fit around that c***," she said.
She later said to Anita: "It doesn't intrigue you how big his penis is?"
Prompting Anita to ask if it was really that big.
Kayleigh sagely replied: "He's f***ing huge. Like, huge. I think he'll break you into pieces."
Pete Wicks
Well, Pete has obviously hit the headlines quite a bit recently, thanks to the sexting scandal which spelled the end for his romance with Megan McKenna.
Lightening the mood, he once revealed this chestnut: "I’m really close to my bulldog Ernest and he sleeps in bed with me. If I have a girl in there, he gets really jealous – he thinks it’s his bed, so he doesn’t like other people in it.
"There’s, uh, times he shouldn’t be in it – so he sits in the corner and watches.
"I don’t have the heart to put him outside! He can’t breathe very well either, so he’s just there, heavy breathing in the corner – it’s really awkward! Essentially, I’m having sex in his bed."
Chloe Ferry
But this might take the TMI crown.
Geordie Shore star Chloe Ferry was having a Twitter chat with Sophie Kasaei, who was appalled about Chloe referring to her as a mum.
Sophie wrote: "Am I your MAN still after that time you tried to f****r me?"
Prompting the response: "Don't think your special cause a tried to f****r you! I f****r all me pals."
That's not the only time Sophie makes the list either.
Back when she was in Geordie Shore she was filmed screaming at her boyfriend Joel about some surprising moves he pulled.
"What was with all the bum?!" she bellowed. "It’s like a toe nail’s gone right up the a*******."
Stephen Bear
Stephen's the one who you love to hate, precisely because he says amazing things about sex like this: "I’ve filmed quite a few sex tapes. In my early days I used to Whatsapp girls.
“So there could be videos that surface.
"I think it’s all part of the fun. If people are interested in reading about it, why not?"
Unsurprisingly, the videos later surfaced - which was more than anyone was prepared for.
Katie Price
"A lot of straight men like to have the pinkie up there, but Alex wanted it all. That's why I divorced him. Because I didn't want to be the man."
Danniella Westbrook
Another one who opened up on Celebrity Big Brother was former EastEnders star Danniella.
The star had a highly publicised relationship with East 17 singer Brian Harvey in the early 90s - and their relationship certainly reached new heights.
She revealed: "Sorry kids but it was before you were born. I got caught having sex on a plane. Mile High Club. It was in the toilet with Brian Harvey.”
Jemma Lucy
Jemma appeared on Ex On The Beach where she got hot and heavy with former Towie star Kirk Norcross.
And then told everyone about it...
"I did like Kirk but I wasn’t amazed by his sexual ability, especially considering how many girls he’d had sex with," she told Daily Star Online.
"He literally lasted three seconds and I did all the work.
"I was a bit blinded by liking him on the show but his d*** isn’t even that big."