Madonna vents her frustration that men don’t send her explicit photographs any more
Singer has made a career out of being provocative but can't seem to find her male equivalent
MADONNA has moaned that no men send her pictures of their genitals during an onstage rant.
The megastar, 58, surprised Amy Schumer fans by opening the comedienne’s show with her own stand-up routine – confessing to the audience that she doesn’t get as much action as she used to.
She said: “No one sends me any d*** pics and I’m a little bit upset about that.”
Madonna, whose ex-husbands include film director Guy Ritchie and movie star Sean Penn, didn’t stop there as she offered oral sex to anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton in the upcoming US election.
She said: “Ladies and gentleman, one more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy.
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“If you vote for Hilary Clinton, I will give you a blow job, okay?
“I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time; I have Allah, eye contact. And I do swallow.”
The mother of four made the revelation before Amy’s show at Madison Square Gardens in New York on Tuesday.
Following her appearance Madonna thanked her comedic pal writing on Instagram: “So much fun opening up for @AmySchumer at Madison Square Garden tonight!! It was short but it was sweet (like me). I’m forever changed! Love you Amy!!”