in a wide-ranging new interview: "I’ve had enough of them in my life to know what’s good and what’s not."
Katie added: "I’ve got the car parking, and I pay council tax on the bloody thing, so I might as well use it."
However, the name she intended to use - Barbie and Ken - may get her in trouble with toy-makers Mattel, who make the famous dolls.
The star explained the thinking behind the name, saying: "Carl was going to do it with me, so it’s ‘Barbie and Ken’. Why not?”
When the interviewer, Decca Aitkenhead, pointed out trademark rules might be a major issue, Katie had an instant solution.
She replied: "Yeah, I might have to change a letter or something to make it look different. But that’s genius. Why not?”
Her on-off relationship with fiance Carl Woods would also put the name in doubt - with Katie last night pointedly sharing a post about being single.
Elsewhere in the piece, the star revealed that her son Harvey, 20, recently broke the front window of her Mucky Mansion home.
She said the damage came after the 20-year-old lad, who has severe autism, heard a door being banged shut.
The star explained: "Harvey smashed my front window yesterday cos someone slammed it. That’s what triggers him."
She also spoke candidly about what she would do if she winds up being sent to prison.
Katie - who is due in bankruptcy court in February - said: "If I do I’ll write a chapter for my next book and it will earn me money. And I love peace and quiet."
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