Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace blasts new Big Brother housemates as ‘the biggest bunch of Z-listers ever!’
Aisleyne doesn’t hold back on Big Brother’s 15 fame-hungry new housemates…
AISLEYNE Horgan-Wallace is the feistiest and most outrageous Big Brother contestant of all time, so it makes sense she's our BB columnist.
She came third on the show in 2006 and never backs down from telling it how it is – so that's exactly what she'll be doing with all the controversies, showdowns and wild antics of the housemates.
Aisleyne says: “I’m totally buzzing to be part of The Sun Online team, I hereby promise to deliver my honest opinions and to never mince my words!
“If I don’t like something, then I’m going to say so, if the contestants are boring then I’ll be calling them out.
“It’s down to them to impress me if they want to get their names mentioned in my column, and if I reckon the lot over on Love Island are better then I’ll definitely be calling them out for it!
“And I’ve always got all the insider gossip that I can bring to you before it leaks anywhere else!"
Get ready for some big opinions from our Big Brother Blabbermouth…
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“This is the biggest bunch of Z-listers I’ve ever seen” – Aisleyne weighs in on each contestant as they walked into the house.
ARTHUR
"Arthur reminds me of all the desperados that I saw in my Big Bro auditions wearing that onesie monstrosity and desperate to be different.
"Snore... rich spoiled brat, He needs discipline.... he'd probably like it too in a public school boy pervy type of way.
ELLIE
"She's got a voice from a torture chamber... but aside from that we all love a normal lass.
"I'm not so sure when that's self proclaimed though? We shall see... apparently she's from Ibiza weekender... I guess we know what to expect then, she'll get on the lash and flash her private parts."
LOTAN
"Dream Boy - he's fit... I want to see what he's packing... I mean what he's got to offer... bloody typo!
"He was totally weird or more likely wired (let's be honest) on the stage with Emma though?
"Gave it the big talk and then melted when it was time to perform... thought he was used to big crowds."
IMRAN AND SUKHVINDER
"Oh a true love story... two religions and cultures coming together through love, wonderful.
"It's just what we need to see, and what the UK is all about... I love them already, calm and cool."
CHARLOTTE AND MANDY
"Poor Charlotte her mum is so embarrassing talking about wanting good sex and licking her finger 'seductively', mate this is not the show for granny porn, please!"
HANNAH AND DEBORAH
"Absolutely love the Nigerian sisters Deborah and Hannah... bold and bolshy - they will not be mincing their words!
"I LOVED their outfits and love how multicultural Big Brother is this year.
"London girls like myself, I'm hoping to see a lot of me and my attitude in them."
JOE
"South London hard man they reckon... is that before or after he puts his dentures in?
"True definition of a 'geezer' I want to see him tell people about themselves... I can't wait! Get in there son."
KIERAN AND REBECCA
"Soooo Rebecca and Kieran reckon they run a private investigation company and 'honey trap' women that are suspected of cheating...
"Well that's their job f***ed then.
"Guess they didn't think this move through, amateurs honestly.
"So you're gonna destroy your supposed company for 5 mins of frivolous fame? W*****s."
KAYLEIGH
"I'm not sure how this one passed her psych test... (side note...also not sure where her neck is).
"Yet another from another reality show, Ex on the Beach. What is this, last chance saloon FFS?!
"She had a row with her ex-boyfriend, smashed up his house and told him she killed his cat all because she THOUGHT he was up to no good in Ibiza...
"I have no place in my heart for animal haters, girl. BYE."
RAPH
"Raph reckons' he's super intelligent and can't talk to 'dumb uneducated people' so my nickname for him is 'Raph reckons' (you have to say it whilst rolling your eyes to give it true depth).
"He talks a lot and thinks he's right... Inanely smiling while being boo'd by the crowd.
"He might be super intelligent but I'm betting he has zero people skills."
CHANELLE
"Another one of Ex On The Beach's rejects... seriously?
"If fame didn't take you by the hand the first time you tried please just leave it there FFS... you just look desperate.
"Oh well, at least she will know what makes good TV I suppose - ('good' being a word I use loosely in this context.)
"That aside, of course I loved and rated what she said about supporting Manchester what with recent events.";
TOM
"Tom (I think) magnolia and you have no place in Big Brother honey, it's an Uber home for you my dear!"
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