BB returns for its wildest (and rudest) series EVER with Ex on the Beach rejects, a ‘slut-dropper’ from Ibiza Weekender, a mum and daughter and a stripper with a £12million todger
BIG Brother returned tonight and celebrated the Best of British... which seems to translate as a bunch of Ex On The Beach rejects and a male stripper.
Amongst the gaggle of small-screen heroes are FOUR people from MTV shag-fest Ex On The Beach, ITV2's boozy Balearic docu-soap Ibiza Weekender and Arthur, a toff's son from Channel 4 swear-a-thon The F***ing Fulfords.
The show kicked off with Arthur Fulford, who has an 800-year-tie to royalty, but that wasn't his most profound musing.
He revealed that he "likes everyone, even mugs" as he is a "teapot".
He also turned the airwaves blue within seconds of entering the house, forcing Emma to apologise for his use of the F-word before the watershed.
Next in was fish and chips fan Ellie Young, who declared "I'm a bit of a slut-dropper" to a startled Arthur.
Amazingly, it was more even more awkward outside as four housemates pleaded with the public to be made the "People's Housemate".
Tom from Swansea, Andrew from Scotland, and Sue and Simone from the North East each shrieked their reasons for wanting to be given special treatment - including being allowed out of the house.
On Friday it was revealed professional stripper - and Louie Spence's nephew - Lotan Carter would also be heading in - and he was next to enter the house.
He then compared his penis to an "electrician's drill" but a bit bigger, adding he often gets asked to "service future brides and their bridemaids".
Next to enter the house were married couple Imran and Sukhvinder.
Imran and Sukhvinder told Emma they wanted to show the UK what a great country it is and to inspire "the next generation".
There were awkward scenes as soon as they entered the house as Lotan asked Sukhvinder if anyone ever called her "Suck?"
She replied no, her name is "Sukhvinder" and also told him no one calls her "Sucky", either.
Charlotte and her mum Mandy were next to enter, with the pair revealing that once the same man tried to bed them... by sending identical texts to BOTH of them!
Another pair followed soon after, East London sisters Deborah and Hannah, who wore gorgeous gold gowns and African headdresses known as geles.
Joe, a South London 'geezer' who used to run a nightclub in Tenerife, was next in and scowled that he "didn't give a s***" about having a wife twenty years younger than him.
He also warned housemates to bring any problems with him TO him, not to the Diary Room.
Rebecca and Kieran, who work together catching love rats in the north of England, were met with a chorus of boos.
Kieran once appeared on Ex On The Beach, like fellow housemates Kayleigh and Chanelle.
Kayleigh bragged about how she once KILLED her ex's cat, while Chanelle admitted that she loved to fight, drink and rehome animals.
Chanelle nearly had a 'wardrobe malfunction' as she tottered down the stairs wearing a gaping white gown.
She also shocked Emma with a VERY X-rated comment about her privates.
Japanese-American student Raph managed to anger people at home by revealing his fondess for Donald Trump, and added that he "looks down on" people who go out looking for one night stands.
They opted for Welshman Tom, who was told that he would soon be REVOKING half of the housemates' citizenship and making them exiles ahead of the first eviction.
It's likely that Tom's privileges will soon irk their rival contestants as the confines of the house begin to take their toll.
Bosses are being tight-lipped about what the following weeks will entail, but they have released a picture of the Diary Room and chair - which has a very retro feel.
Read our Big Brother columnist Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace's thoughts on the latest batch of wannabe reality stars here.
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