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Boffins finally crack Pythagor-ASS theorem โ€“ and calculate exactly what makes for the perfect bum

Perfect female bottom scores 0.7 when you divide the waist measurement in inches by the hips

ITโ€™S a theorem that would do Ancient Greek maths whizz Pythagoras proud.

Experts say the perfect female bottom scores 0.7 when you divide the waist measurement in inches by the hips.ย Here, KARA DOLMAN figures which stars fit the formula and rates each for peachiness.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Model and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets a near perfect score for her posterior
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Model and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley gets a near perfect score for her posteriorCredit: Splash News
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is getting married to on-screen hunk Jason Statham
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is getting married to on-screen hunk Jason StathamCredit: Getty Images - FilmMagic

THE model and actress has every reason to be Rosie-cheeked with her 24in waist and 35in hips scoring 0.69.

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Kendal Jenner

Kendall Jenner cracks the formula with one of the highest scores
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Kendall Jenner cracks the formula with one of the highest scoresCredit: Scope features
Kendall has walked the Victoriaโ€™s Secretโ€™s illustrious runway twice
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Kendall has walked the Victoriaโ€™s Secretโ€™s illustrious runway twiceCredit: Getty Images

THE American model is top of the bots with her 24in waist and 34in hips Jenner-ating a magnificent 0.71.

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Kelly Brook

Kelly's shapely behind does Blighty proud with a shapely 7.6
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Kelly's shapely behind does Blighty proud with a shapely 7.6Credit: Xposure
Kelly's front is just as good as her back as she presents from the Chelsea Flower Show
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Kelly's front is just as good as her back as she presents from the Chelsea Flower ShowCredit: Rex Features

THE English rose rises to the challenge with her 28in waist and 37in hips producing a very shapely 0.76 score.

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Rita Ora

Rota Ora is shining a light with her near perfect peaches on display
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Rota Ora is shining a light with her near perfect peaches on displayCredit: Fame Flynet
English singer recently collaborated with Ed Sheeran on her single Your Song
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English singer recently collaborated with Ed Sheeran on her single Your SongCredit: PA:Press Association

THE sultry British singer is so Bot Right Now, with her 25in waist and 35in hips producing a very peachy 0.71.

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Emily Ratajkowski

Supermodel Emily Ratajkowski has not surprisingly come back with a perfect score
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Supermodel Emily Ratajkowski has not surprisingly come back with a perfect scoreCredit: Splash News
Emily claims that people don't want to work with her because she is 'too sexy'
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Emily claims that people don't want to work with her because she is 'too sexy'Credit: Getty Images

HER surname is a mouthful, her backsideโ€™s an eyeful โ€“ a near-perfect 0.71 with her 24in waist and 34in hips.

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Amber Rose

A calculator is needed to work out Amber Rose's formidable dimensions
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A calculator is needed to work out Amber Rose's formidable dimensionsCredit: Xposure
Reality TV star Amber once went out with rapper Kanye West
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Reality TV star Amber once went out with rapper Kanye WestCredit: Rex Features

THE model and ex of Kanye West puts the hips into hip-hop, scoring 0.66 with her 27in waist and 41in hips.

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Demi Rose

Demi Rose Mawby curves come in at a score 0.73
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Demi Rose Mawby curves come in at a score 0.73Credit: News Group Newspapers Ltd
Demi shot to fame when her unbelievable bod captured the imagination of Instagram users all over the world
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Demi shot to fame when her unbelievable bod captured the imagination of Instagram users all over the worldCredit: Rex Features

NO wonder the curvy Instagram queen has so many followers, with her 24in waist and 33in hips scoring 0.73.

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Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian's bum has its own industry so her mid-range score comes as a bit of a shock
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Kim Kardashian's bum has its own industry so her mid-range score comes as a bit of a shockCredit: Xposure
Kim recently let it all hang out in holiday bum pics and caused a rift with hubbie Kanye
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Kim recently let it all hang out in holiday bum pics and caused a rift with hubbie KanyeCredit: Getty Images

THE most famous booty in showbiz boasts a ratio of 0.65 thanks to Kimโ€™s 26.5in waist and 41in hips.

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek shows off her peaches on holiday
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Salma Hayek shows off her peaches on holidayCredit: Fame Flynet
Salma Hayek features in The Hitman's Bodyguard with Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson
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Salma Hayek features in The Hitman's Bodyguard with Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. JacksonCredit: Rex Features

THE Mexican-born star of From Dusk Till Dawn scores a sizzling 0.67 with her 24in waist and 36in hips.

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Elle Macpherson

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THE Aussie supermodel boasts one Elle of a backside, her 25in waist and 35in hips scoring a scorching 0.71.

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Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio scores high with her peachy behind
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Alessandra Ambrosio scores high with her peachy behindCredit: Eroteme
Alessandra is a Victoria's Secret model
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Alessandra is a Victoria's Secret modelCredit: Getty Images - WireImage

VICTORIAโ€™S Secret canโ€™t keep the Brazilian under wraps with her 25in waist and 34.5in hips scoring 0.72.

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Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba gets a near perfect score for her beach bum
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Jessica Alba gets a near perfect score for her beach bumCredit: Fame Flynet
Singer turned actress has two kids with husband Cash Warren
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Singer turned actress has two kids with husband Cash WarrenCredit: Getty Images

THE Sin City star has a truly saintly backside, with her 24in waist and 34in hips producing a stellar ratio of 0.71.

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