Towie star Chloe Sims and Abz from 5ive are in a ‘showmance’ for an ITV show
YOU’RE never going to believe this but . . . CHLOE SIMS and ABZ from 5IVE are not actually a couple.
They are in a “showmance” for a new ITV2 programme.
Towie’s Chloe and Abz are among “couples” who aim to fool the public that they are loved-up, with the help of fake PDAs and moody social media posts.
Others taking part in the show, due to air next month, are footballer JAMIE O’HARA, socialite LADY VICTORIA HERVEY, and TV’s KYLE CHRISTIE and HAYLEY HASSELHOFF.
So far Abz and Chloe have snuggled up in bed, Jamie has posed in a bath with Lady V and Kyle has taken Hayley home to Newcastle to meet the parents.
Sorry to blow your cover, guys – you’ll need to be a lot cleverer than that to feature in this column as genuine lovebirds.
Gigi has flare for fashion
IS GIGI HADID making a point with her T-shirt about the ongoing war between stars TAYLOR SWIFT and KATY PERRY?
Sadly I don’t think the reason is her best pal Taylor’s feud and she just wore it to keep up her status as a daily style queen.
Gigi, who is dating ZAYN MALIK, was pictured leaving her Manhattan apartment on Friday morning in a pair of bright red flares. She clearly hasn’t crossed over to the dark side – Darth Vader would only go out in black.
VICKY PATTISON’s fiancé is clearly a lucky man. Here is the former I’m A Celeb winner, who recently got engaged to John Noble, pictured looking sultry in a sexy mesh body-suit this week.
Vicky has just been announced as the first Body Positive brand ambassador for naughty knickers emporium Ann Summers.
Good on her, in a world full of models who look like they might snap in a gust of wind, for encouraging women to love their bodies.
Josh turned vid XCX-rated
CHARLI XCX had her pick of gorgeous men on the set of her video Boys. But she singled out pop star JOE JONAS as the one girls will lust after.
Charli, who directed the video, said: “Girls are really going to love Joe, he’s just so good-looking.
“He really turned it on.”
Joe’s scene sees him seductively eat a stack of pancakes dripping in maple syrup (the pancakes, not Joe).
But Charli said JOSH OSTROVSKY – the internet sensation known as THE FAT JEW – was the one who got her pulse racing.
She told me: “He’s so funny. He’s my type.
“Before we filmed his scene he told me, ‘I want to be as naked as possible without this only being allowed on X-rated sites.’
“So I got him in a paddling pool and told him to wear what he wanted.
“Then he turned up in hot-pants.”
Brook jumps for pal Joy
BROOKLYN BECKHAM is only 18 and has already been linked with a number of girls. Now he has found himself involved in a love triangle.
Singer-songwriter Joy Crookes was spotted leaving the launch for his photography book (the less said about that the better) with him in London last month.
And I hear he has since been messaging the brunette to spark up a romance.
But Joy is already seeing a male model, Lukas van Oudenhove.
A source told me: “Brooklyn thinks Joy is gorgeous, and would love something to happen between them.
“But she has a boyfriend, so insists she wants to remain friends.”
It comes after singer Madison Beer denied a relationship with Brooklyn.
She said they were just friends, but admitted “he’s a cutie”.
Perhaps she can cheer him up if Joy keeps him locked in the friend zone.
Lennon is in on the act
PATSY KENSIT has clearly been taking tips from KARDASHIANS’ momager KRIS JENNER on how to turn your offspring into a star.
Her son LENNON GALLAGHER is already set to be the hot new name on the catwalk but it looks like she is now helping him break into acting. The pair were snapped filming in a London park for a mystery project with Patsy pulling a shocked face at one stage.
Lennon looks the image of his dad, former OASIS rocker LIAM GALLAGHER, with his steely gaze and those thick eyebrows. So it was no surprise when the 17-year-old was announced as the next face of clothes store Topman last month.
Now all Patsy needs to remember are the next two steps for Lennon.
One: Find celebrity girlfriend. Two: World domination.