CELEBRITY Big Brother's Sam Thompson has unleashed a scathing attack on fellow housemates Sarah Harding and Chad Johnson, claiming they've got NO chance of making their romance work in the outside world.
The Made In Chelsea star, 25, used Sarah and Chad's intense house relationship as an example of why he's glad to be taking things slowly with Amelia Lily, 22.
Chatting to Jemma Lucy and Shaun Williamson in the bathroom, he said: "I don't want to do what they're doing - because if you kiss someone then you're in a relationship.
"They're both too weak to hold it off, so it's like, yep, we're in a relationship, we love each other.
"Two weeks, I give them, maybe three, a month max.
"Then it will be, 'This didn't really work out', a couple of articles, pap shots of her looking forlorn.
"There you go, bish bash bosh."
Shaun chipped in to joke: "And, 'the truth about our bitter break-up' in a magazine.'"
Sam laughed: "Yes, exactly!"
Sam added: "I don't really want that, because that's when people look at you and go, 'You're one of those Celebrity Big Brother showmance k**bs'."
He then vowed: "Thank god [Amelia and I] haven't kissed... if it goes from here to there just saying you fancy someone, what the hell would happen if you kissed them?
"[Next] you've got a mortgage and kids, a joint Netflix account, joint Nando's card, joint checking account, and dogs called Roofus and Boofus."
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Sam has told Amelia he fancies her but wants to take things slowly inside the house.
He's already said he wants to take her for dinner and drinks on the outside, but while filming CBB he'll be keeping things strictly PG.
Sarah and Chad, however, have gone the opposite route.
The Girls Aloud star, 35, made things official with The Bachelorette hunk Chad, 30, over the weekend, when they agreed to become girlfriend and boyfriend - despite Sarah entering the house with a secret boyfriend on the outside.
Making her decision to choose Chad over her boyfriend of four weeks, the singer said yes when Chad asked to make things official.
They appeared to be on the verge of a split just one day later, though, when a blazing row erupted over mince meat, with Sarah accusing Chad of being "selfish" and using up the house food supply.
However, they quickly re-kindled things and took their romance to the next level on Sunday night's show by getting VERY intimate under the covers.
The pair left viewers shocked after Sarah appeared to perform a sex act on Chad.
An insider said: "There's a lot of heavy petting going down between the couple.
"Sarah's hand disappeared under the covers and Chad's boxers came off. Viewers can draw their own conclusions about what happens - but it's pretty clear."
Celebrity Big Brother continues 9pm on Channel 5
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