No film critic has been allowed to see and review 50 Shades Freed — read into that as you wish

Not a single critic has been allowed to see this film and Rita Ora seems to be the only person doing any press for it.

Read into that what you will.

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The wildly presumptive likelihood is it’s as well scripted and paced as a year 2 Christmas nativity and as erotic as worming the dog.

For people that buy red lingerie for Valentine's Day then cry after sex.

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50 Shades Freed

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