David managed to cover all the important subjects: genetics and what perfume he might by his sister for ‘her birthday or something’
SURIVAL of the Fittest fans cringed tonight as David attempted to woo Sydney with some truly awful chat.
After the Boys lost their challenge it’s now up to the Girls to decide who goes, so David thought he’d try and flirt with new girl Sydney to secure his place in the Lodge.
As they walked to lay on a bed for a private chat, David almost fell over on the wet decking, but managed to style it out by telling her: “You’ve got really nice eyes. I was about to say it matched your T-shirt.”
After Sydney returned the compliment by telling David he too had nice eyes, David thought he should explain why he did.
“I know I’ve got nice eyes,” he told her. “I’ve got my dad to thank for them.
“I’ve got my dad’s eyes, my mum’s teeth and my dad’s height. Short arse.”
If talk of his parents’ eyes and teeth wasn’t smooth enough, David then brought his sister into it.
He asked her: “What are you wearing by the way, perfume wise?
“I like that. I might have to get it for my sister’s birthday or something.”
After not setting the world on fire with his smooth moves, David then walked back to the mainLodge, unfortunately though a storm had made the decking very slippery and he managed to slip and whack his head on a huge hanging lamp.
Away from David, Sydney privately revealed she was definitely not attracted to him.
She said: “I think he’s attracted to me as he was telling me that I have nice eyes and usual boy chat, that s*** chat that they usually come out with.
“I think he is going to try and crack on to me, and Im just going to have to be like, ‘Sorry Dave’ one of the ones where you hold them out by the head. Not saying that he’s short or anything.”
She added: “I think in regards to David he is definitely locked away safe inside the friend-zone.”
Unfortunately David had a different version of events.
“Is Sydney attracted to me?” he asked. “Well she’s only human isn’t she?”
Meanwhile viewers were in hysterics over the chat.
One wrote: “Hahahah David complimenting and smelling Sydney’s perfume then saying he’ll need to buy it for his sister bit weird like #SurvivalOfTheFittest”
Another tweeted: “Eeeeeeek David. What s**te are you chattin man?!?! “Have to get that for my sisters bday” WHAT?! #SurvivalOfTheFittest”
A third wrote: “David doesn’t have the chat. Sorry but we didn’t ask for your genetics #SurvivalOfTheFittest”
Someone else posted: “Omd David's flirting makes me cringe #survivalofthefittest”
And a fifth wrote: “They need call him desperate Dave. He just make me cringe.”
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