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Love Island’s Niall Aslam reveals his tattoo of Hermione Granger’s wand is longer than his manhood

LOVE Island star Niall Aslam reveals his tattoo of Hermione Granger’s wand is longer than his manhood – as he also admits to never reading any of the Harry Potter books.

The dating hopeful, 23, has a range of artwork on his body including the Virgin Mary as an omen to his Catholic faith.

 Love Island hunk Niall Aslam reveals his tattoo of Hermione Granger’s wand is longer than his manhood
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Love Island hunk Niall Aslam reveals his tattoo of Hermione Granger’s wand is longer than his manhood

But his favourite inking is one on his arm of Hermione’s wand which he says is a lot more impressive than his own magic stick.

Speaking in Majorca ahead of his time in the villa, he said: “Hermione’s wand is a lot bigger than mine.

“I’ve probably got it on girth but length wise it absolutely trumps me, I’m not going to lie to you.

“I got Hermione Granger’s wand because I like Harry Potter so then I thought that’s quite good.

 The dating hopeful from Coventry has a range of artwork on his body including an inking of the Virgin Mary
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The dating hopeful from Coventry has a range of artwork on his body including an inking of the Virgin Mary
 The hunk admits his wand tattoo puts the length of his own magic stick to shame
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The hunk admits his wand tattoo puts the length of his own magic stick to shame
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“Originally I thought I would get Harry’s but when I Googled it its just a stick. The other one was Voldemort’s but I didn’t want to be that kind of guy.

“But Hermione’s is actually sick. Then I got a patronus charm. I haven’t read any of the books – I don’t read books – who reads books?

“You’ll read a book and it’s like Hagrid’s big long beard – I would rather see it in HD. Why bother.”

Niall, from Coventry, has revealed that he has nothing against having sex on TV but isn't up for romping in any exotic locations.

 The reality star is more than up for having sex on TV but has requested a baby wipe and cup of tea once he's finished
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The reality star is more than up for having sex on TV but has requested a baby wipe and cup of tea once he's finished
 Despite being a Harry Potter fan, Niall admits that he's never read the books
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Despite being a Harry Potter fan, Niall admits that he's never read the books

He admitted: "I’m well up for having sex on TV. They don’t show a lot do they? Just a little bit of rustling under the covers.

"I’ve had sex in my car but you know these lads that have had sex in mad places – I’m not that kind of guy. After I’ve had sex I want a cup of tea and a baby wipe.

"I don’t want to be wiping myself with a f***ing leaf. I don’t get it."