X Factor loser Christopher Maloney is the latest Z-lister to write an autobiography

ANOTHER new addition to the books-the-world-never-needed shelf is X Factor reject and Celebrity Big Brother contestant Christopher Maloney’s autobiography.

The perma-tanned singer has made the decision to reveal all despite no obvious public demand.

But he is hoping his stories of death threats, breakdowns, suicide attempts, being trolled and plastic surgery might find an audience.

Chris says: “I really hope that, as well as reliving the highs and lows of my time in entertainment, this book will help at least one person who has experienced some of the issues that I have had.

“That is my goal. It’s also a massive relief to get everything off my chest and set the record straight.

“I am pulling no punches. It is warts and all.”

Well, if Love Island runner-up Chris Hughes can release his “life story” aged 25, then I guess there’s no reason Maloney can’t have a go . . .